Crazy Bruce's

This made me laugh for, literally, 5 minutes straight upon initial viewing.

So this happened...

Remember how one of my new year's resolutions was to punch the Sham Wow Guy in the Face?

Well, looks like somebody beat me to the punch....literally.



(Ok, so he wasn't punched but he's humiliated and hopefully it ends his career which is all I can really ask for)

Things I am currently obsessed with

You know that game "which of the these things doesn't belong? Let's see if we can figure out what doesn't belong in this list of my current obsessions:

1. Boobs
2. Chicken wings and/or potato skins
3. College basketball
4. The hardcore band "Fucked Up"
5. Joining a gym and getting buffer
6. Babies (i.e. having one)

P.S - When did I become such a bro? I blame it all on Billy Bones.

"Weekly" Musical Round-Up

Now even less weekly!

Two things:
1. New Modest Mouse song. Live on Letterman.



My thoughts: Pretty good, deceptively catchy. I started humming it like 5 minutes ago and was like "what the hell song is that?". Looking forward to the studio version. Also, I want Isaac Brock's jean jacket.

2. Vivian Girls. Where Do You Run.



This took a while to grow on me but for all intents and purposes it is now "my jam". Love these gals. They are playing with Abe Vigoda next month. Who wants to go with me? I'll be your wingman.

Awesome I Saw U's/Missed Connections

Great Clips...I just got my hair fixed - w4m - 21 (Lakewood)
Reply to: pers-dpzhe-1078561255@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-16, 10:41PM PDT

Ok so I never thought I would do this and if it works great.
I had just got my hair fixed at the Great Clips in Lakewood and you were sitting in the waiting area.
We chatted for a moment and I dont know I was mad I wanted to chat some more you had such a sweet smile. Well any how I thought I would post on here might be crazy but I wanted to chat with you some more.
You were wearing a grey army sweatshirt and I think jeans and you had red hair.

Well im Michelle and would love to chat!!

stop the world and get me off - w4m - 29 (broadway)
Reply to: pers-9n2xg-1078433247@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-16, 8:05PM PDT

baby i want your ponytail ticklin my taint. fleetwood mac, chardonnay, easymac, i can suck the bark off a tree.
i love that red scarf of yours.

Condoms and Candy - w4m - 26 (Bartell's on Rainier , Seattle)
Reply to: pers-bub4k-1077886574@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-16, 1:46PM PDT

Last night my friend and I saw you at the Bartell's on Rainier buying a 12 pack of Lifestyle Condoms and Laffy Taffy. We couldn't help but to think that you were happily acknowledging the fact that we enjoyed giggling about your purchase and artistic arrangement of products. (Look below at the illustration.)You had the most perfect smirk at that moment; it was very confident.

Could you please satisfy our curiosities and write back on how the rest of your night went? Did you give the person you were seeing that candy.....?

T-Mobile Repairman on Phinney

It's 4:30am and I just called the cops on you. Turns out you weren't in my apartment building's garage to burgle us - just to repair some cell phone tower apparatus.
Turns out you are wicked cute and I have half a mind to bring you a cup of coffee as a peace offering. But I probably won't, 'cause I'm shy like that...

When: Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Where: my garage
I saw a: Man
I am a: Woman
Date posted: Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Things I like about St. Patrick's Day...

Sexy People

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