Man Calls 911 After Burger King Runs Out of Lemonade

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/citypulse/entries/2009/02/09/hear_the_911_call_after_boynto.html

My favorite line:
“Customer service is not a reason to call 911. 911 is for if you’re dying. Understand?”